Kim Jong-un to Change Last Name to ‘Kardashian’

In an effort to increase his international fame, Kim Jong-un will be changing his last name to ‘Kardashian’.

Kardashian, the last name of a well-known U.S. socialite family, will officially be recognized as Jong-un’s new last name during a military ceremony in the capital, Pyongyang.

“This will be a monumental moment in my life as I take another step forward in my quest of international stardom,” Jong-un stated as he puckered his lips. “Being able to identify as Kim Kardashian only feels right.”

The ceremony will include a parade of plastic surgeons, paparazzi, and photoshop specialists.

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