Bill Clinton Matches With Monica Lewinsky On Tinder And It’s Blowing Everyone Away

Reports have surfaced that Bill Clinton may be rekindling an old fire with someone he matched with on the popular dating site, Tinder.  Last week, Bill Clinton’s fateful right-swipe landed him on a date with Monica Lewinsky – an infamous character of Clinton’s past. Continue reading “Bill Clinton Matches With Monica Lewinsky On Tinder And It’s Blowing Everyone Away”

Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises

It’s a great day  if you’re a trust fund baby born with a small penis.  A groundbreaking cure is set to hit the market to treat Tragic Insufficient Penis Syndrome, commonly known as TIP Syndrome. TIP Syndrome effects 500,000 U.S. males of the nation’s top 1% wealthiest.    Continue reading “Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises”

Ku Klux Klan Member Is Kicked Out For Having DMX’s “X Gon Give It To Ya” Ring Tone

Billy Bob Anderson was a proud and active member of the Ku Klux Klan until one chapter meeting it all came to a dark ending.  The Klan was in the middle of discussing their next Trump Rally when Anderson’s phone went off, alarming everyone. Continue reading “Ku Klux Klan Member Is Kicked Out For Having DMX’s “X Gon Give It To Ya” Ring Tone”

Frat Boy Leaves Fraternity After Realizing They Aren’t His Actual Brothers

Sigma Alpha Epsilon, SAE, member Brady Gates was apart of the fraternity for two years before realizing they weren’t who they said they were.  After the fraternity at Oklahoma University held its family weekend, Gates made a realization that changed his life forever. Continue reading “Frat Boy Leaves Fraternity After Realizing They Aren’t His Actual Brothers”

The Carpet of a Boulder, Colorado Apartment Breaks Vacuums With More Than One Pound Of Marijuana

Fuz Suckers, a Boulder, Colorado carpet cleaning company, claims that the carpet of a two bedroom apartment on The Hill destroyed two vacuums on a routine carpet cleaning job. It wasn’t dirt, toe nail clippings, Doritos wrappers, top ramen, snake shit,  Continue reading “The Carpet of a Boulder, Colorado Apartment Breaks Vacuums With More Than One Pound Of Marijuana”

The 84th Grand Sand Castle Competition Adds New Regulations To Prevent Sandgate 2019

Last year’s 83rd Grand Sand Castle Competition was plagued by scandals dubbing it Sandgate 2018. Nine contestants were disqualified for using imported sand from the Galapagos Islands where the beaches are renown across the world as having the best sand for building sand castles. Continue reading “The 84th Grand Sand Castle Competition Adds New Regulations To Prevent Sandgate 2019”