Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises

It’s a great day  if you’re a trust fund baby born with a small penis.  A groundbreaking cure is set to hit the market to treat Tragic Insufficient Penis Syndrome, commonly known as TIP Syndrome. TIP Syndrome effects 500,000 U.S. males of the nation’s top 1% wealthiest.    Continue reading “Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises”

Frat Boy Leaves Fraternity After Realizing They Aren’t His Actual Brothers

Sigma Alpha Epsilon, SAE, member Brady Gates was apart of the fraternity for two years before realizing they weren’t who they said they were.  After the fraternity at Oklahoma University held its family weekend, Gates made a realization that changed his life forever. Continue reading “Frat Boy Leaves Fraternity After Realizing They Aren’t His Actual Brothers”

The 84th Grand Sand Castle Competition Adds New Regulations To Prevent Sandgate 2019

Last year’s 83rd Grand Sand Castle Competition was plagued by scandals dubbing it Sandgate 2018. Nine contestants were disqualified for using imported sand from the Galapagos Islands where the beaches are renown across the world as having the best sand for building sand castles. Continue reading “The 84th Grand Sand Castle Competition Adds New Regulations To Prevent Sandgate 2019”

Archeologists Find Signs That Lamar Odom Would Flourish In Medieval Cambodian Civilization

Using a laser mounted to a helicopter, explorers were able to discover civilizations they’ve been trying to find for decades.  The most recent find comes in the Cambodian jungle under the lead of archeologist Ivan Surchin.  When Surchin came out to the public that a new medieval Cambodian civilization was found, he made a rather interesting link to it. Continue reading “Archeologists Find Signs That Lamar Odom Would Flourish In Medieval Cambodian Civilization”