It’s a great day if you’re a trust fund baby born with a small penis. A groundbreaking cure is set to hit the market to treat Tragic Insufficient Penis Syndrome, commonly known as TIP Syndrome. TIP Syndrome effects 500,000 U.S. males of the nation’s top 1% wealthiest. Continue reading “Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises”
Sigma Alpha Epsilon, SAE, member Brady Gates was apart of the fraternity for two years before realizing they weren’t who they said they were. After the fraternity at Oklahoma University held its family weekend, Gates made a realization that changed his life forever. Continue reading “Frat Boy Leaves Fraternity After Realizing They Aren’t His Actual Brothers”
Last year’s 83rd Grand Sand Castle Competition was plagued by scandals dubbing it Sandgate 2018. Nine contestants were disqualified for using imported sand from the Galapagos Islands where the beaches are renown across the world as having the best sand for building sand castles. Continue reading “The 84th Grand Sand Castle Competition Adds New Regulations To Prevent Sandgate 2019”
Hard at work or too busy being the cutest little Buzz Lightyear out there? Both! 25-year-old Rodd Ganss, won multiple awards for a costume he wore to a contest held at his work. Continue reading “Austin Resident Wins An Array of Awards For Being Utterly Adorable”
Scientists published a new study to the Journal of Snorting Devices earlier this week stating that taquitos originated as a device for Mayans to snort peyote – a hallucinogenic drug. This new information answers many questions regarding ancient mayan snorting methods. Continue reading “Taquitos Originated As Ancient Mayan Tool To Snort Peyote”
After continued discussion, Bakersfield officials admitted that the only thing baked in Bakersfield, California is meth. City officials will meet next Tuesday to discuss a possible name change. Continue reading “Only Thing Baked In Bakersfield, Calif. Is Meth”
The Oxford English Dictionary added more than 500 words, phrases and senses during the March 2016 update. Amongst the new additions, “Morning Wood” and “Titty Fuck” were raising eyebrows to some critics. Continue reading ““Morning Wood” And “Titty Fuck” To Be Added To The Oxford English Dictionary”
Using a laser mounted to a helicopter, explorers were able to discover civilizations they’ve been trying to find for decades. The most recent find comes in the Cambodian jungle under the lead of archeologist Ivan Surchin. When Surchin came out to the public that a new medieval Cambodian civilization was found, he made a rather interesting link to it. Continue reading “Archeologists Find Signs That Lamar Odom Would Flourish In Medieval Cambodian Civilization”
It was a sunny 75 degree day in Sunset Beach when a man heard a woman screaming from an attacking shark. Once he ran to the scene, he saw the shark aggressively attacking the woman. Continue reading “Man Saves Woman From Sunset Beach’s First Shark Attack”
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