On Tuesday, the Federal Dogjump Association, FDA, announced its all-time champion will be stripped of its championship titles. Guss, a 6 year-old Chocolate Labrador Retriever, will have to surrender his three championship trophies, gold plated water bowls, and coveted collars.Continue reading “Champion Dog Jumper Loses Accolades Over Sexual Assault Allegations”
In a surprising move, the Pennsylvania State Supreme Court ruled to overturn Bill Cosby’s conviction. In an even more surprising move, upon his release Cosby was hired as a craft-bartender in the Greater Los Angeles area.
Ruf Lin, bar owner in West Hollywood, gave Bill Cosby’s career one last hope.Continue reading “Bill Cosby Hired as Craft-Bartender After Being Released from Jail”
The National Junior College Association has released its ranking of the top 25 Junior colleges in the U.S. Based off academic and athletic merits, the publication assessed institutions across the country. Nestling in at No. 12, Michigan State University found its spot.Continue reading “Michigan State Ranks Amongst the Top 25 Junior Colleges in the U.S.”
Mexico’s Department of Wildlife (MDW) has announced it will be changing the name of the native rattlesnake to ‘Maracasnake’ with the hopes of accomplishing absolutely nothing. Continue reading “Mexico Changes Name of ‘Rattlesnake’ to ‘Maracasnake’”
The Flatulence Association of Reflexive Tendencies (FART) has concluded a study that found 97% of males enjoy the smell of their own farts. The study was based on a sample size of 3,447 men across 27 states. Continue reading “Study Finds that 97% of Men Enjoy the Smell of Their Own Farts”
It’s a great day if you’re a trust fund baby born with a small penis. A groundbreaking cure is set to hit the market to treat Tragic Insufficient Penis Syndrome, commonly known as TIP Syndrome. TIP Syndrome effects 500,000 U.S. males of the nation’s top 1% wealthiest. Continue reading “Cure Found For Trust Fund Babies Born With Small Penises”
The Oxford English Dictionary added more than 500 words, phrases and senses during the March 2016 update. Amongst the new additions, “Morning Wood” and “Titty Fuck” were raising eyebrows to some critics. Continue reading ““Morning Wood” And “Titty Fuck” To Be Added To The Oxford English Dictionary”