A quiet afternoon turned into fiery chaos when Karel DeToot, a bald tourist from Belgium, caused the most devastating wildfires in Los Angeles history. Standing near Griffith Observatory after a heavy meal of bean stew and Brussels sprouts, Karel released what he called “a harmless fart.”
In a bold move, The Ritz Carlton is now The Rizz Carlton, aiming to attract Gen Z with a rizzy new name.
CEO Charles Rizzberg says, “We’re making timeless luxury more rizzy.” Guests will find “Rizz Kits” with TikTok ring lights, viral playlists, and all the rizzy vibes.
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In a jaw-dropping twist that feels more like a Lifetime movie than reality, Gypsy Rose-Blanchard, known for her involvement in the shocking murder of her overbearing mother, has announced herself as an unexpected contender for the 2024 presidency.
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On Tuesday, the Federal Dogjump Association, FDA, announced its all-time champion will be stripped of its championship titles. Guss, a 6 year-old Chocolate Labrador Retriever, will have to surrender his three championship trophies, gold plated water bowls, and coveted collars.
Continue reading “Champion Dog Jumper Loses Accolades Over Sexual Assault Allegations”
The National Junior College Association has released its ranking of the top 25 Junior colleges in the U.S. Based off academic and athletic merits, the publication assessed institutions across the country. Nestling in at No. 12, Michigan State University found its spot.
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Mexico’s Department of Wildlife (MDW) has announced it will be changing the name of the native rattlesnake to ‘Maracasnake’ with the hopes of accomplishing absolutely nothing. Continue reading “Mexico Changes Name of ‘Rattlesnake’ to ‘Maracasnake’”
The Flatulence Association of Reflexive Tendencies (FART) has concluded a study that found 97% of males enjoy the smell of their own farts. The study was based on a sample size of 3,447 men across 27 states. Continue reading “Study Finds that 97% of Men Enjoy the Smell of Their Own Farts”
It’s a great day if you’re a trust fund baby born with a small penis. A groundbreaking cure is set to hit the market to treat Tragic Insufficient Penis Syndrome, commonly known as TIP Syndrome. TIP Syndrome effects 500,000 U.S. males of the nation’s top 1% wealthiest. Continue reading “Cure Found for Trust Fund Babies Born With a Small Penis”
The Oxford English Dictionary added more than 500 words, phrases and senses during the March 2016 update. Amongst the new additions, “Morning Wood” and “Titty Fuck” were raising eyebrows to some critics. Continue reading ““Morning Wood” And “Titty Fuck” To Be Added To The Oxford English Dictionary”
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