Believe it or not, there is a committee making strides to ban lawn signs.

Tim St. Augustine, the president of the Ban All Legal Lawn Signs (BALLS) committee, has taken to the streets to ban lawn signs of any kind.

Decades-old yearbook photos are obligating politicians to give half-assed apologies for dressing up as Confederates, Nazis and black people at racist frat parties across Southern states.      Continue reading “Some Politician Somewhere Half-Heartedly Regrets Photos From Racist Frat Party” →

Reports have surfaced that Bill Clinton may be rekindling an old fire with someone he matched with on the popular dating site, Tinder.  Last week, Bill Clinton’s fateful right-swipe landed him on a date with Monica Lewinsky – an infamous character of Clinton’s past. Continue reading “Bill Clinton Matches With Monica Lewinsky On Tinder And It’s Blowing Everyone Away” →