Belgian Man Fart Causes Los Angeles Fires

Unfortunately, the fart combined with dry conditions sparked an inferno that destroyed thousands of homes, destroyed landmarks, and decimated wildlife in the surrounding hills.

Karel has since gone into hiding and has yet to be located. Authorities are optimistic that he will be found as a photo has been leaked of him in hiding.

Leaked photo of Karel DeToot in hiding.

“We believe he will be on his hands and knees in a group-sex orgy dominated by large, black males.” the Los Angeles Police Chief said. “Likely with a circular imprint on his forehead.”

In the mean time, firefighters battled what they described as a “toxic mix of methane and destruction,” while residents fled the overwhelming smell and devastation. Social media exploded with hashtags like #Fartpocalypse and #KarelsInferno, cementing Karel’s unfortunate legacy.

If you have any information leading to the capture of Karel DeToot, please report to authorities.

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