Ku Klux Klan Member Is Kicked Out For Having DMX’s “X Gon Give It To Ya” Ring Tone

Billy Bob Anderson was a proud and active member of the Ku Klux Klan until one chapter meeting it all came to a dark ending.  The Klan was in the middle of discussing their next Trump Rally when Anderson’s phone went off, alarming everyone.

The lyrics of the “X Gon Give It To Ya” were heard across the room:

“Arf, arf
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Uh, yo’don’t get it twisted
This rap shit, is mine
Motherfucker, it’s not a fucking game
Fuck what you heard”

Chapter Leader Moe Gambel immediately assessed the situation and threatened to lynch Anderson on the spot with his portable Lynchster 2000.

“I was appalled of the unfortunate occurrence at our chapter meeting.  I felt my threats were valid and conveyed the message that he was no longer welcome.  I don’t know who   this “DMS” rap character is but those people and his listeners are not who we want to be associatin’ with,” Gambel said as he packed more chewing tobacco in his upper lip.

Anderson’s cousin-wife, two children, four cousins, eight nephews and two goats have shunned Anderson from their whole family and town.  He was last seen taking a Greyhound bus to Los Angeles where he will be able to listen to DMX freely.

The Hampton Herald has reached out to Anderson, who now goes as Casper, for comment but he has stated, “It’s still too soon to comment.  I need time with da boys on the block puffin blunts, drinking Kobras and rollin’ some dice, ya dig?”, Casper said.  “I’m gettin’ down, down, like a nigga said ‘freeze’ but won’t be the one endin’ up on his knees, bitch please”, as he recites for DMX lyrics and hangs up the phone.

Update will soon to follow upon Casper’s readiness to speak.

Ku Klux Klan member was kicked out, threatened, and shunned for having DMX “X Gon Give It To Ya” ring tone go off during chapter meeting.





2 thoughts on “Ku Klux Klan Member Is Kicked Out For Having DMX’s “X Gon Give It To Ya” Ring Tone”

  1. Go Casper Go. With all this bull shit going on now I am glad that you are not a racist. So many people love our culture and wants to dress and act like us that they lose sight of the value of being a human being. If you love Rap. Rep that shit let ppl know that what they eat don’t make you shit. Welcome to the dark side. I love in skin I am in. BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL. LIKE ME


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